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You are Jean-Luc Picard

Jean-Luc Picard 95% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 85% Chekov 70% Uhura 70% Data 66% Geordi LaForge 60% Deanna Troi 55% Spock 54% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 50% James T. Kirk (Captain) 40% Will Riker 35% Mr. Scott 30% Worf 30% Beverly Crusher 15% Mr. Sulu 5%

A lover of Shakespeare and other fine literature. You have a decisive mind and a firm hand in dealing with others.

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You scored as Storm. Storm is the seconday team leader of the X-Men. She has a peaceful personality but must be careful since her emotions control her powers. She loves gardening and is afaid of tight spaces. Powers: Control of the Weather Storm 90% Nightcrawler 70% Jean Grey 65% Cyclops 60% Colossus 60% Iceman 60% Wolverine 45% Beast 45% Emma Frost 40% Gambit 35% Rogue 25% Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Ice Hockey. You should play ice hockey- its another popular winter sport that's different than most other sports because its played on ice and uses different strategies. Lacrosse 100% Ice Hockey 100% Soccer 75% Track 58% Field hockey 50% Volleyball 42% Football 25% Baseball 25% Softball 25% Basketball 17% Tennis 17% Swimming 8% Golf 0% What sport are you meant for?? created with QuizFarm.com

He’s a non-homosexual drama-lover. Hang onto that.
So who’s like a big star for the Toronto Maple Leafs, then? – (long pause) Sundin? – Still? They can’t be doing well then.
He seems to get away with murder—actually, he does.
I’m in drama, studying to be a waitress.
Titus is such a Renaissance man: he’s a scholar, he’s a soldier, he’s a cook. What can’t he do?
Vomiting would be perfectly consistent with the metaphor.
There is nothing wrong with having fun. I do it myself on a regular basis.
If you want to say “I have a friend,” nobody assume that you’re the friend. Sometimes it may be a friend. I have some very strange friends.
I’m struck by how unkempt certain people are, particularly heterosexual men in academia.
On Bernini’s “The Ecstasy of St. Theresa: And he’s coming down with these remarkably phalli-looking arrows...She’s not getting it on with the angel, thank you very much.
We have to talk. I am a very well-designed android. And you didn’t know, even after what we did last night.
Ok, I gotta be honest with you; I’m an android. Nobody’s perfect!
Sorry Charlie, let’s just be friends.
What happens if they run a microwave?
I could be, in a way, an artificial insemination device, of sorts.
It would be like falling in love with a table or something.
You don’t fall in love with a table because it doesn’t give you what you need—I don’t mean just sexually.
I really don’t think ‘I’m an android’ is the worst thing people can say.
If you knew the guy on the sofa with you, holding your hand, with the flowers, had no more sense of self-awareness and awareness of you than my chair.. – Actually, that’s kind of true anyway.
Red, you want to marry a vacuum cleaner?!
He’s got that little twinkle in his mechanical eye...
I wouldn’t want to be rendered useless.
I dunno; we could program in belching, or flatulence.
‘Groovy’ was, I think, white in origin, which is probably why it died.
You can rent 'Batman' and 'Pornman' at the same time
It’s not necessarily a lower standard of living to have a normal shower curtain.
book: “Men are not Cost-effective.”
Parents should do that as an April Fool's joke: "We're getting a divorce, and it's your fault!
Not into your flesh! That's the worst place for it to be!
It's deeply symbolic--So is my penis.
Just face us to the fact that you made a mistake.--Just face up to the fact that you are a mistake.
I hate kids. For my sixteenth birthday I asked my mum if I would get my tubes tied!
Did you call me a slut? I am a slut. I love how you're learning English!!
This isn't a fire! It's a smoking shit-fu*ker!
I would come to class in my pyjama pants is I had pyjamas.
Radiance is part of my plan. Radiance and alcohol. Radiantly drunk.
Where are the cows that moo outside my window?! MOOOOO! COW SEX!!!! MOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to tempt supernatural fate. It makes me feel dangerous.
It's good that you saved your cigarette. That's the important thing.

fragments

"No, I didn't lick your ear, but I did jump on you."
"I like to garden salsa. Tomatoes, peppers, basil..."
"Is there a toe of preference?"
"I just broke my own goddamn rule penguin. And I just made it penguin. Fu*k penguin!"
"Can we sing along and not add penguin penguin?"
"I feel like everyone's named penguin penguin."
"There was a semicolon there, bitch penguin."
"I'm going to inadvertantly say penguin in class tomorrow penguin."
"I'm going to dream of penguins tonight."
"If you don't go get Dr. Pepper right now, I'm going to do something really horrible and homosexual to you."
"It's love; no one has to be drunk."
"It's not sexy; it's a recreational activity."
"Never have I ever...broken a bone." -- "Um, does it have to be your own?"
"I want something after the makeout...I don't mean right away..."
"The point is everybody should be queer so they're not offended by shit like that."
"I was singing to you, goddamnit! You should be melting!" -- "I was melting internally." -- "Your turn, Melty."
"Who would possibly shit through a hole in their pants?" -- "Somebody would. Zaphod would." -- "Zaphod would take my pants, rip a hole in them, and try to shit through them."
"Can you take a picture of me jumping into the Thames?" -- "Can you take a picture of me pushing him into the Thames?" -- "No, I'm jumping of my own free will." -- "I'm helping you jump of your own free will."
"I love those big guns out there. They make me feel like a man."
"Oh, look at that phallic structure."
"I want to see Jesuses. There's supposed to be Jesuses on the road." -- "Jesi?"
"There are crop circles around Hogwarts. This one particular tree: it just fell."
"The ocean seems particularly high." -- "Like, bulging?" -- "I shall write a poem." -- "'The Bulging Ocean'?" -- "It shall be romantic."
"I heard you blamed it on pepper."
"Parlez-vouz francais?" -- "No. You speak English?" -- "Non." (pause). "Ecstace?"--"No." -- [official announcement: Thank you for turning down ecstacy last night; it probably saved me a lot of work.]
"I'm sorry I brought joy into your life!" -- "No, I mean I'm sorry I made you laugh because it might have hurt your stomach."
"Every cigarette counts. That's what the ad campaign told me."
"...because I'm not going to pass out." -- "Me neither. Let's make plans."
on singing YMCA on the bus: "My arms are getting really tired." -- "Don't lose the momentum!" -- I would have done something with my lower body by now if I was standing." -- "I feel like I'm doing old people aerobics." -- "You should all be ashamed of yourselves."
"How did you know? Does my ambience go so far?"
"I like to take long walks, down...York Street."
"Ou sont les meilleurs discotheques?" -- "Belgium." -- "We're going to Belgium! I don't know how to get there, but we're going to walk. The fastest way is across that water."
"It was 'I want to go to bed' and 'I'm thirsty' and 'I love you' in various orders. 'J'aime dormier en l'eau...'"
"Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining."
"We need to start a boy band: four girls and Zaphod."
"Yes, I was just in the process of being disgusted by you."
"Ok, let's start making fun of random countries. Macedonia. What is with..."
"You can't be drunk and screaming when someone's playing the cello." -- "I beg to differ."
"Let's to start our essays now." -- "Let's not and say we did. 'What the hell, Christian?! We handed it in!"
"I have a deep love for medium cheddar."
"I'm feeling random." -- "Me too. I'm supressing the urge to burst into showtunes." -- "I'm suppressing the urge to moo...I don't know why. Maybe I'm just fat as a cow."
"I don't know why you're so happy. Maybe you're on drugs. Maybe they're drugging the food. Because I'm happy too now now now and maybe there's drugs. Maybe there's drugs everywhere because they don't want people whining on the food and there's drugs in the food and in the tea and in the coffee and in the air and in our clothes in the everywhere everywhere everywhere and maybe they're in the spoons, they make up the plastic spoons from it and it dissolves in hot water tiny tiny wee bits of it!" -- "But I used a metal spoon." -- "Maybe they're coating the metal spoons too. Because the spoons want to take over. Because the spoons are all elitist and they like to use chemical warfare to corrode the knives and forks and they want to replace the knives and the forks, they want a monopoly, you see, that's what the sporks were all about: they're trying to prove that spoons can stab things too, and cut things up and spoons are going to get sharper and multitask-like and there'll be sharp point spoons everywhere and soup will gain in popularity because it will have more happy drugs than other stuff and there will be great armies of pointy sharp spoons everywhere all around around around the world around the world around the world around the world." -- "How many espressos did you have today, Athaira?" -- "It's not about the espressos. It's about the spoons I stirred them with. Those evil evil spoons trying to gain a cutlery monopoly, taking over our consciousness until garbage dumps are really sharp with all the rejected knives and forks and they'll all have to go into thereapy and I'll write a best-selling self-help book for them and make millions of dollars and buy a house in London but go over to France for holidays and their delicious delicious coffee."
"I wish I had emergency pants."
"And I liked ABBA and that was what first made me think that I might be queer. And then I found out later I was."
"I like self-control. It's such a useful substitute for sanity."
"Goofy is hot in a dumb-looking way."
"I had the best toga." -- "It was like a scarf." -- "I looked like Lawrence of Arabia and I needed a camel. I should have ridden Ping last night." -- Ping:"WHAT?!?" -- "I was saying I needed a camel last night." - "Oh."
"Ping used the word 'creaming' inapproriately last night." -- "No. I was moisturizing with Hawaiian body butter..."
"Oh, I spilt my cream everywhere. I guess I'm moisturizing everything."
"I don't know why I'm giving the saliva lecture."
"To the colour pink, heterosexual men, and being in England. Cheers!"